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Julio Magallanes Comment by Julio Magallanes on September 8, 2009 at 12:31pm
Power Chito!!! Hehehe....
Chito S. Onding Comment by Chito S. Onding on September 8, 2009 at 12:24pm
In a kindergaten class, the little girl asked:
girl: mam, mabubuntis po ba yung 40 yrs old???
teacher: oo
girl: yung 20?
teacher: oo
girl: yung 5 yrs old???
teacher: hindi

(little boy whispered)

boy: sabi sayo.... wag kang kabahan!!!
Chito S. Onding Comment by Chito S. Onding on September 8, 2009 at 12:23pm
Pasyente: Magkano ang facelift???

Doktora: Complete treatment ay P145,000

Pasyente: mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata??

Doktora: eto tsupon, P20 lang!!!
Chito S. Onding Comment by Chito S. Onding on September 8, 2009 at 12:22pm
Promoter: Misis, kapag pinaghalo ang Ariel at Tide, bubula kaya?
Misis: Aba , syempre!
Promoter: Mali !
Misis: Bakit naman?
Promoter: Wala pang tubig. Excited ka?!
Chito S. Onding Comment by Chito S. Onding on September 8, 2009 at 12:21pm
B1: grabe naholdap ako. Muntik na ko mamatay.
B2: di ka nanghingi ng tulong?
B1: nagtext ako sa police station.
B2: anong reply?
B1: ang mga baliw, reply ba naman, "hu u?"
Chito S. Onding Comment by Chito S. Onding on September 8, 2009 at 12:20pm
pinasok ng isang killer ang kwarto ng magasawa.
KILLER: inaalam ko muna ang pangalan ng biktima ko bago ko sila patayin. ikaw anong pangalan mo?
MISIS: inday po!
KILLER: inday din pangalan ng asawa ko. sige hindi na kita papatayin. ikaw anong pangalan mo?
MISTER: my name is gary ...
but my friends call me inday.
Chito S. Onding Comment by Chito S. Onding on September 8, 2009 at 12:19pm
NURSE: nasa isip mo ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: siyempre man! OO!
[Nurse natuwa..]
NURSE: asan ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: nasa isip ko. t*ng* ba you?
Chito S. Onding Comment by Chito S. Onding on September 8, 2009 at 12:18pm
eyeball ng textmates.
GIRL: magsusuot ako ng yellow.
BOY: I'll wear green.
[nagpunta sila sa coffee shop to meet. Dumating ang panget na babaeng nakayellow. Walang naka-green. Nilapitan ng babae ang isang lalakeng naka-red shirt.]
GIRL: excuse me, are you my textmate?
BOY: hindi ah! Naka-green ba ako?! Hello?!
Chito S. Onding Comment by Chito S. Onding on September 8, 2009 at 12:17pm
Tatay: bagsak ka na naman! Bat di mo gayahin si Pedro? Palaging may honor!
Anak: unfair naman kung ikukumpara nyo ako kay Pedro!
Tatay: bakit naman?
Anak: matalino kaya tatay nun!
^_^
Chito S. Onding Comment by Chito S. Onding on September 8, 2009 at 12:17pm
Usapan ng dalawang bata...
Junjun : Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, 'yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun!
Pedrito : Wala 'yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo ' yung Dead Sea ?
Junjun : Oo...
Pedrito : Siya ang pumatay nun!

ngek!
 

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